"Dr. Baker, I'm afraid I've put on some weight over the holidays. I want to look sexy in this white gown by New Year's. Can you help?"
"Why certainly, Madam. With our cutting-edge technology, we can have you back to an hourglass figure in no time."
"How will you do it, Doctor? Liposuction?"
"No, we use a more precise process called "lipodentation.'"