Part of my extended horoscope tomorrow on Astrology.com (now affiliated with Cosmo, so it must be accurate, right?):
"People are looking out for you and are waiting to give you a leg up if you need it."
BWA HA HA HA HA
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Too damn funny.
What if I just clip it like so?: ""People are looking out for you and are waiting to give you a leg..."
Could you actively ask for it?
Posted by: Melissa | May 23, 2006 at 08:48 PM
Wouldn't it be easier* for you to give them one?
Just askin'.
*for values of "easier" that don't include "less expensive"
Posted by: Ron Sullivan | May 24, 2006 at 12:45 AM
Oh, Ron, you are so right! And all because of the miracle of velcro. (More to come on that topic shortly.)
The only problem is that I would have to take off my pants to do that, and no one wants to see that.
Posted by: Sara | May 24, 2006 at 08:59 AM
Oh, and Melissa, it may please you to know that someone already offered me a leg. My friend Karen was still working in the meat department of my store when my surgery was scheduled. We were having a special on Icelandic lamb at the time. She offered to set me up with a replacement leg from what we had in stock, but sadly, it just wasn't a good fit.
I have such good friends! (sniff)
Posted by: Sara | May 24, 2006 at 09:16 AM
Hahaha...that's funny.
A friend of mine organized a fundraiser for to help me with hospital bills, and he called the event "One Leg Up". Cracked me up.
Posted by: bonnie | May 25, 2006 at 07:01 PM