And while we're on the subject of the "thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to"...

...when rolled over inadvertently by a 200-lb. woman in a wheelchair, bubble wrap sounds exactly like a very bad, extremely terrifying electrical problem.

Or so I'm told.

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When a 200-lb woman steps on a piece of bubble wrap, it makes Ruby bark.

[Sara]

Aw, poor Ruby! Good girl! pat pat pat

Now if only we could determine what makes her eat things with rhinestones.

[Sugared Harpy]

That sounds like the most satisfying thing to do!

[Sara]

Hee hee -- It was fun, at least to do once. But now I have jettisoned the wheelchair altogether. More on that later.